The Brighter Side of Los Angeles

Every time I hear myself getting down on LA and singing the praises of New York, talking about how LA is a cesspool of strip malls and shallow people while New York is the international epicenter of culture and cool, I just remind myself of the produce...

Say it to yourself in Helen Lovejoy's voice:

"Think of the produce! Oh, won't somebody please think of the produce?!"

And then all is well again.